If you sprinkle when you twinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat.

A few items from my Pinterest "CLOSET" board.

I've noticed a theme...glitzy apparel and neon footwear. I think the glitter from my two-week stint of blinging out everything but my turkey baster has circulated through the air vents in my house and redeposited into my cerebral cortex. Seriously though, every surface in our home is covered in gold flecks. Apparently even my husband's head. He had a physical last week and after the nurse said to him "well you don't have lice- but you do have a disco ball for a scalp," he came home to find me hot gluing sequins on a shirt and said "STOP.BEDAZZLING....NOW." Oopsie Daisy.

"A man's errors are his portals of discovery." - James Joyce