#nyfw Ready to Wear A-Z

It's the most wonderful time of the year, it's the hap-happiest season of all.

Everyone seems to love fall. Me too. Because in the fall- designers debut their SPRING collections. I have always thought that the people who highly anticipate the September issues- have issues. Clearly, I'm insulting anyone who's reading this by saying that (because most girls love Sept. Vogue more than their teacup Yorkies) but seriously y'all- if you can't scroll through this post and agree that this is some of the prettiest freaking $%&! you've ever seen then you're nucking futs. I wish I understood the the leather straight jacket and greasy hair, paired with pants made out of pipe cleaners and rubber cement look, but I don't. 

Someone explain this to me!

I like wacky, but I can't do ugly. My heart pounds only for pretty. And you can bet your hot cross buns that these collections almost put me into cardiac arrest. I have combed through every single RTW show I could find and these are all of my favorite fashion week picks. Sweet Jeezus, I LUH-HUH-HUV being a girl. 

ADAM

ALICE & OLIVIA

Fun, Mod-Retro looks at a tacky Garden Party.

ALTUZARRA
Aloha Hawai'i

 BADGLEY MISCHKA

Flowy, Fitted, Flattering, Feminine FANTASTICNESS.

BCBG

 CARLOS MIELE

Fashion for cougars.

 CARMEN MARC VOLVO

Black & White done so right.

CHRIS BENZ

Totally wearable quirky fun.

 CYNTHIA ROWLEY

Tailored prints.

 CHADO RALPH  RUCCI

Eye commanding textures and shapes.

CHARLOTTE RONSON

Dainty Drop-Waistedness

ALEXANDRE HERCHCOVITCH

Busy Silk

DEREK LAM

Nauti Girl

DIANE VON FURSTENBERG

I would eat this for Breakfast, Lunch, & Dinner. Ya know?

DONNA KARAN

Sexy Safari.

ELIE TAHARI

Simple with details, details, details.

HERVE LEGER by MAX AZRIA

Embellished Body-Con

JILL STUART

Softer than a baby's bottom

J MENDEL

Criss Cross a make ya jump jump

JENNY PACKHAM

JUST.SO.WODERFUL 

JASON WU

Fit 'n Flare with AWFUL hair.

L.A.M.B.

Love (angel music baby) these two looks

LELA ROSE

One of my favorite shows. Perfect fabrics, cuts, and patterns.

LUCA LUCA

I lova lova it.

MARC JACOBS

Simple & Easy

MARCHESA

You know,if you need something to throw on to go grocery shopping. 

MONIQUE LHUILLIER

Black and yellow, black and yellow, black and yellow.

NANETTE LEPORE

NICOLE MILLER

My most favorite collection of hers in a long time. So blanking cool.

OSCAR DE LA RENTA

There really are no words, people.

PETER SOM

Bravo, Petey!

PRABAL GURUNG

Jaw-dropping, phenomoal, holy shit cakes on Rye Bread.

PREEN

SeriouSLy, how pretty pretty?

RACHEL ZOE

"I die" for this dress. Except..I don't, because I hate when people say that. But it's really wonderful.

SOPHIE THEALLET

TADASHI SHOJI

Reminds me of garden fairies. You know...garden fairies? duh.

TORY BURCH

Glammed up prep.

TRACY REESE

Reminds me of the Mary Poppins Park Scene.

VERA WANG

Super unexpected and so mesmerizing.

VIVIENNE TAM

ZAC POSEN

Va va voom. How gorgeous?

ZERO + MARIA CARNEJO

Seemingly smeared tribal prints. Coolio.

3.1 PHILLIP LIM

Mmmm Sherbert.

Sigh. That was intense.

"I not only use all the brains that I have, but all that I can borrow."-Woodrow Wilson