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June 22, 2011

Some of my favorite clothes from 2009 which never had their time to shine. Hmm... that rhymes. I shall take this and run with it: I'll spend a dime on some thyme. I'm much too loud to be a mime. Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles were blind...umm...Elephants are , uh....okay, that's all I got.

Here's my fool proof step-by-step process for creating today's post-
Step 1:  Enter closet and look for clothes yet to be photographed.
Step 2:  Pull those items out and hang them on a rolling rack.
Step 3:  Spend an hour showering and doing hair and makeup.
Step 4:  Yell from another room: "Alexxxx! Come take pictures of meeeee!!!"
Step 5:  Repeat Step 4.
Step 6:  Pretend to model.
Step 7: Upload pictures to Microsoft Paint and give them a nice hack job.
Step 8:  Feel validated in purchasing clothes that haven't been worn in over a year.
SPIEGEL Satin Blazer, H&M Tank, ASOS Feather Skirt, FOREVER 21 Black Stone and Chain Earrings, Faux Suede OTK Boots
FOREVER 21 Lace Up Heels
FOREVER 21 Silk Pocket Tee
JACKLYN SMITH (barely) Vintage Blazer, FOREVER 21 Silk Pocket Top, FOREVER 21 Tribal Print Skirt
ASOS Oversized Sheer Sleeve Dress
Must strategically place hands in order to sheild your eyes from what lies beneath the least forgiving fabric EVER.
ZAC POSEN for Target Print Button Up, Vintage Diamond Choker, Green Geo Bib Necklace, MATERIAL GIRL Faux Leather Leggings, MERONA Patent Bow Loafers
I layered the diamond necklace over the bib to make it a little more sparkly.
"When you learn, teach. When you get, give." - Maya Angelou

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